OKAY IT’S CHAPTER TWO TIME Y’ALL!
For those who don’t know, I am doing by chapter-by-chapter
reviews of the hunger games book. You’ve had chapter one from me, now here
comes two…
But before we start I would just like to clear a few things
up.
- As I am reviewing the chapters there are going to be lots and lots of spoilers. You have been warned
- I am going to find things I don’t like about these books and naturally I am going to criticise them. Personally I like the books, but I’m not going to be writing all smiles and rainbows.
- I will be joking around in a lot of places and will be including pictures, links and videos to things that may not be relevant, and the occasional Tom Hiddleston or my little pony picture. You are on tumblr, get used to it.
Ok then, back to the review. Last time we left Katniss and
co. her little sister had just been picked as a tribute in the hunger games and
left us on a cliffhanger. Let’s find out what happens…
But wait, what’s this? It’s chapter two and we aren’t at the
reaping any more, Katniss seems to be sharing one of her memories with us. Oh
wait, she’s just struggling to breath and register what’s happened. Poor Prim
is only twelve and the crowd doesn’t like this either. Naturally, Katniss
volunteers instead.
And now the plot begins.
After the shock of her volunteering she heads up to the
stage and Effie Trinket gives some more forced merriment and some verbal gems.
“I bet my buttons that was your sister.”
I just love that phrase; it’s just so twee! I’m going to use
it in conversations with people and watch their reactions.
Anyway nobody claps, instead everybody salutes her to send
her off and as a sign of admiration. This is one of those wonderful
heartwarming moments that are scattered through these books.
And then Haymitch gives a mini drunken speech and takes her
spotlight away, which she’s glad about. After Katniss composes herself it’s
time to draw the next name.
Effie picks it out and, drumroll please…
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the man who needs
no introduction, the utterly badass, completely fearless, the second half of
the legendery toast pairing…
Peeta Mellark!
This guy is awesome! No I don’t have a crush on him!
“Oh no, I think. Not him”
What are you going to do Katniss? Volunteer for him?
“No, the odds are not in my favour today.”
I don’t think they’re in his favour either. It might have
been hard to spot, but he also kind of has to do the whole kill or be killed
thing. Katniss now tells us of the one encounter she had with Peeta, where her
family was starving after her dad died and Peeta threw her some bread in the
rain so she’d have something to eat. Peeta earned a black eye from his mother
for what he did, which kind of foreshadows his character’s relationship with
katniss. Also, this scene spawned a fountain of memes. Here, have a picture:
Anyway Katniss feels bad because she never thanked him and
now she’s got to kill him. Always the optimist, that’s Katniss.
She then reminds herself that someone else will probably
kill him.
He’s your romantic interest Katniss, odds are, he’s going to
be fine.